Egomaniac
⭐️3.5 stars⭐️"I'd like to report a robbery."
"Robbery? What exactly am I stealing? Your winning personality?"
She amended her complaint to the police. "A breaking and entering. I'd like to report a breaking and entering at 575 Park Avenue." She paused and listened. "No, I don't think he's armed. But he's big. Really big. At least six feet. Maybe bigger."
"And strong. Don't forget to tell them I'm strong, too. Want me to flex for you?"
